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When your older sister comments wrong on a family thread.
Oh Angie she's just a normak sibling
Normak by #3dad October 18, 2021
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Norman "Nick" 

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)
Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".
Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Normanhurst Boys High School

Normanhurst Boys High School, also referred to as Normo, is a fully selective day school for boys located on The North Shore of Sydney.

Ruled over by the all-seeing Mr Anderson, known as Big Ando, Normo is pretty much run as a private school but with public school facilities. Why? Uniform is strictly enforced and arvos are handed out like benefits in Western Sydney; there is also one functioning air conditioner in the whole school and the bins have probably existed since the Vietnam War. To fix this? The toilets were painted red and the drama room, which is used by a grand total of two students per year, was given a multi-million dollar upgrade. *clap*

But this doesn't stop Normo from being the best school in Sydney. A boy cannot spend his time at Normo without hearing the phrase "holistic education", pushed in his face by Ando at every school assembly. And holistic the boys are. They are the very definition of successful young men: surprisingly eloquent, mostly athletic and outgoing, Normo is unlike any other nerdy selective school in Australia. Not only are we intellectuals (we ranked 12th in the HSC in NSW) but social geniuses.

And with over 82% of boys from the top quarter of society, boys from the school are richer than their nearly all of their private counterparts up the road and in fact in Sydney, specifically PLC, Knox Grammar and Barker College. This is surprising since no boys ever pay their fees and perhaps why the school forever remains a shit hole.
Person 1: What school did you go to?
Person 2: Normanhurst Boys High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Where's that?

Prefect: WHEN I SAY RALLY, YOU SAY HURST! RALLY!
800 alpha males: HURST!

Greg Norman 

Australian entrepreneur and retired professional golfer, known as the Great White Shark. Since November 2020, better known for taking his doNg for a walk on a Florida beach, wearing shorts with Budgie Smuggler properties.

Choked at the 1996 Masters, unbothered, now has a shitload of businesses and inspires penis envy and respect.
"Greg Norman instagrammed his beach outfit again”
“That’s not a knife”
Greg Norman by Gary The Squirrel TM December 17, 2020

Normal Trash 

The garbage you put on top of all that fucked up stuff you threw away.
Uhhhh I better put some Normal Trash on top of my jerk off socks and sketchy homemade bongs.
Normal Trash by junksniffer45 February 22, 2011

normani kordei 

Normani kordei hamilton aka The baddest bitch you'll ever find. Not only she can twerk like a fucking queen she can also sing like a fucking angel, her whistle notes are higher then Shaquille O'Neal on high heels. she is always ready around cameras and is funny af. She's even the queen of clapbacks. So reminder : don't mess with normani kordei
normani
queen
sassy
normani kordei
normani kordei by Mina_5h May 28, 2016

Next to Normal 

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.
Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
Next to Normal by Closeenoughtonormal February 18, 2013
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