oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

by junksniffer45 December 28, 2013

smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.

Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

by junksniffer45 June 24, 2013

Hillbilly Science

Data supported by dem boys. Often regarding ballistics, vehicular modification, or alcohol consumption.

"Cut out a .410 shell and put in arrow in that sumbitch and man you'd be surprised by the fps."

"That's Hillbilly Science"

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2019

Normal Trash

The garbage you put on top of all that fucked up stuff you threw away.

Uhhhh I better put some Normal Trash on top of my jerk off socks and sketchy homemade bongs.

by junksniffer45 February 03, 2011

chunk and rally

To gather one's senses after binge drinking and then go as hard as before.

"Yeah, last night was a bit rough but I had fun. I was over at Jason's house party rippin' shots and pounding down brews when my world started spinning. Good thing I was totally able to chunk and rally in his parent's bathroom."

by junksniffer45 October 18, 2013

major general

This title is earned when someone represents a stereotype so well that they become the leading example of it.

"John is such a douche bag."

"I totally agree, last weekend he passed out on my couch after pissing himself."

"Wow, he must be the douche bag major general to pull that shit."

by junksniffer45 September 09, 2013