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Norklin' 

This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.
I went norklin' wit my auntie and it messed up my weave.
Norklin' by Moe Beer December 9, 2008

norklin' 

Person 1: Yo arn't you goinging to do
your sandart homework.
Person 2: Na, I'm jus norklin'
norklin' by XSweetLou336X February 23, 2009

norklin' 

When a dog cleans its undercarriage for what seems an eternity and appears to have the ability of breathing through it's asshole.
God damn it, your dog was just norklin' and tried to lick me.
norklin' by vark malenzuela February 6, 2012
Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Norling by Truant January 13, 2004
Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

Nordlinger 

Pubic hair caught in the back of one's throat after performing oral sex.

(Credit: Cicada @ Wonkette)
The only thing I hate about eating a chick out are the nordlingers. Yech!
Nordlinger by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009