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Norgasmo 

A male that can not cause a female to orgasm during sexual intercourse.
"I broke up with my boyfriend after the first time we had sex because he's a norgasmo"
Norgasmo by Adrenaline striker January 3, 2017
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(noun) When in the midst of intercourse or masturbation, a male ejaculates but does not feel the rush or relief of an orgasm. This is commonly followed by depression, insomnia, thoughts of suicide and in extreme cases thoughts of raping one's sexual partner, a household pet or the nearest fruit.
"Last night I had a norgasm and almost raped a weiner dog afterwards. Isn't that ironic?"
Norgasm by Dudeitsme737 December 17, 2008
Related Words
Falling short of what could have been an orgasmic event. A massively disappointing near-miss....
"but just as her cork's about to pop, mum interrupts. Epic norgasm."
Norgasm by TossMyCaber April 12, 2013
n. Intense, semi-erotic, sense of pleasure and excitement experienced or anticipated by a person keenly interested in all things Norwegian when they come close to gaining such an item, or on arriving in Norway. From Norge: name for Norway in Norwegian + Orgasm: sexual climax
Seeing a live performance of Ibsen's Peer Gynt, accompanied by Grieg's incidental music, gave Ingrid a Norgasm.
Norgasm by Norgasm July 2, 2016
An orgasm, released by Chuck Norris. It is extremely strong, and releases about 12 gallons of semen.
John: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?

Thomas: They said it was caused by a Norgasm.
Norgasm by Tommy Two Tuck February 19, 2010
The opposite of an orgasm in which the person who is experiencing this event feels extreme dread or disappointment i.e. the replacing of the "Oh yes" with "Oh no".
Fred: You remember that assignment due today that if we don't hand in we fail?

Bill:Oh no! Damm! I left it at home.

Fred: You really are having a norgasm today.
norgasm by Bradley K January 1, 2009
Orgasmic sensations causing chills and goose bumps when being kissed on the neck.
Oh my God, he gave me so many norgasms when he kissed me on the neck last night.
Norgasm by Dr.Emolis December 26, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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