norgasm

The opposite of an orgasm in which the person who is experiencing this event feels extreme dread or disappointment i.e. the replacing of the "Oh yes" with "Oh no".

Fred: You remember that assignment due today that if we don't hand in we fail?

Bill:Oh no! Damm! I left it at home.

Fred: You really are having a norgasm today.

by Bradley K January 1, 2009

Norgasm

(noun) When in the midst of intercourse or masturbation, a male ejaculates but does not feel the rush or relief of an orgasm. This is commonly followed by depression, insomnia, thoughts of suicide and in extreme cases thoughts of raping one's sexual partner, a household pet or the nearest fruit.

"Last night I had a norgasm and almost raped a weiner dog afterwards. Isn't that ironic?"

by Dudeitsme737 December 17, 2008

Norgasm

Falling short of what could have been an orgasmic event. A massively disappointing near-miss....

"but just as her cork's about to pop, mum interrupts. Epic norgasm."

by TossMyCaber April 12, 2013

Norgasm

n. Intense, semi-erotic, sense of pleasure and excitement experienced or anticipated by a person keenly interested in all things Norwegian when they come close to gaining such an item, or on arriving in Norway. From Norge: name for Norway in Norwegian + Orgasm: sexual climax

Seeing a live performance of Ibsen's Peer Gynt, accompanied by Grieg's incidental music, gave Ingrid a Norgasm.

by Norgasm July 2, 2016

Norgasm

An orgasm, released by Chuck Norris. It is extremely strong, and releases about 12 gallons of semen.

John: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?

Thomas: They said it was caused by a Norgasm.

by Tommy Two Tuck February 19, 2010

Norgasm

Orgasmic sensations causing chills and goose bumps when being kissed on the neck.

Oh my God, he gave me so many norgasms when he kissed me on the neck last night.

by Dr.Emolis December 26, 2016