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Norfolked 

Getting the big one from the Navy because you had the audacity to take orders somewhere other than Norfolk, VA.
Chief, why didn't I get paid again? Because shipmate, you got Norfolked.
Norfolked by Jasonk127 May 3, 2021
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Norfucked 

The act of being stationed or given hard copy orders to Norfolk Virginia while serving in the US Navy. It is considered to be a very undesirable place to be stationed hence the term Norfucked.
"Hey did you hear about Seaman Recruit Gleason? He got Norfucked today....He's going to the USS Eisenhower"
Norfucked by C Tasch January 14, 2010

Norfolk Southern 

A genuine shit-show of a railroad with the most foamers and dumbass heritage units that draw retards and old man from around the world
Norfolk southern: Oh look a perfectly good SD60 FleetCEO ~ sale them all”

Norfolk Island Australia 

Norfolk Island Australia - is part of Australia lesser known

External Territories which are smaller islands surrounding

Australia. Norfolk island is located in the Pacific Ocean between New Zealand & New Caledonia , east of Australia's Evans Head & Lord Howe Island ,
Together with the neighbouring Phillip Island & Nepean Island, the 3 islands collectively form the Territory of Norfolk Island.

It's capital is Kingston

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Norfolk Island Australia

Norfolk Island is the main island in a group comprising the Australian external territory of Norfolk Island, situated in the Pacific Ocean between Australia and New Zealand approximately 692 km (430 mi) south of New Caledonia.

Norfolk Island, a tiny Australian island in the South Pacific Ocean, is defined by pine trees and jagged cliffs. Sandy beaches include Emily Bay, with reef-protected waters

Naughty by Norfolk

Of, or relating to, the act of doing what Norfolkians do best: being Naughty. (Norfolk, VA)
After drinking two 40s of Olde English, he dropped his pants and urinated on the police car while saying, "I am Naughty by Norfolk".

Norfolk State University 

The illustrious Norfolk State University is a 4-year HBCU located in the heart of Hampton Roads, VA. NSU is home to the largest football stadium amongst all HBCUs and the #1 theatre program as well. At NSU, We See the Future In You. Every year, Norfolk State graduates soar to new levels and they are sure to leave their mark on society. BEHOLD THE GREEN AND GOLD!
I am a proud graduate of the Norfolk State University.

Normal for Norfolk 

(UK term, abbreviation: NfN)

"Normal for Norfolk" is a descriptive phrase used to describe an individual or action which is seen as so ridiculous it could only have been born as a result of the inbreeding supposedly commonly found in Norfolk. This can range from unusual local pronunciations and dialect to the incredibly stupid nature of many accidents in the region, or sometimes merely be a comment on how someone might look physically abnormal in a manner which cannot be prescribed to a specific condition.

The term was first noted to be used by staff at the Norfolk and Norwich Hospital, with relation to the number of accidents caused by the sheer stupidity of locals (See example 3). People who move to Norfolk from outside the region quickly pick it up and use it as a derogatory term. Norfolk types on the other hand use it affectionately to describe their own quirks. It is more commonly associated with rural Norfolk than those in the city of Norwich.

Not to be confused with the noun Redneck, although the act of shooting trespassers with shotguns among Norfolk types is just as common.
1) A thumb and five fingers on each hand? Normal for Norfolk.

2) He's on the ward to remove the coke can from his finger - He wanted to try and scrape out the last few drops so just stuck it straight in. Normal for Norfolk.

3) He tried warming up his bath by pouring a little petrol in and lighting it... Incident was noted to be Normal for Norfolk.
Normal for Norfolk by Wigifer July 13, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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