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Naples Boy 

a white teenage boy who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give him a lot of money and sluts line up to suck him off.
Yo, James is a Naples Boy. He always flaunts his money and his mom & dad bought him a Porsche! I am so jealous that he has so many bitches. He must double dip the chicken wing every-night.
Naples Boy by URBAN USERRRR October 7, 2018

Naples Girl

a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.
Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.
Naples Girl by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018

Barnes & Nobles 

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.
Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
When nipples don't protrude as they normally should and actually invert.
Broom-Hilda StitsHass has a very hot twat, but her tits have nopples instead of nipples.
Nopples by Jeff D February 13, 2006

Noblesville 

A mid-sized suburban town in Central Indiana that serves as the county seat for Hamilton County. Founded in 1823, Noblesville has a quaint, authentic downtown with old shops and a large, 19th century courthouse. Noblesville has experienced significant growth in the past decade as the area in and around develops. The Noblesville High School mascot is the Millers.

Get at it.
Fact: Noblesville is the greatest town in Central Indiana.
Noblesville by Grouchomarxx April 17, 2011
a white rich city in Florida..

also called nap town, nappy town, nipples, and 2tres9 *239*

snowbirds come every winter and totally kill the roads. and they drive slow as hell. which is why it takes years to get anywhere.
dayum.. she lives in naples what a rich bitch.

youre goin to naples?? in december?? wow... ur gonna be sitting in ur car for a long-ass time. watch for the snow birds
Naples by cougar-cute January 15, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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