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Nopples 

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when you have no nipples
Dude i have nopples
Nopples by mmghost May 16, 2016
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Nopples • boinker-nopples • mog nopples • nipplesticks • nippleshit • Nipplesagger • Nipples of the North • nipples. • nipples52 • Nipples Ahoy!

mog nopples 

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Nice big tits that you want to suck on or fuck.
I want to suck on her mog nopples.
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boinker-nopples 

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its an exclamatory pharse used when a dolphin does an impressive trick.
(dolphin does a super flippy thing) oh shit, BOINKER-NOPPLES!
boinker-nopples by Dave Esposito February 7, 2008
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Satay nipples 

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Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.
Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021
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Female-presenting nipples 

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The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
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By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

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An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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