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Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle
Jake was pool noodling me last night.
Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.
He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night
Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

noodling 

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
noodling by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006
Word of the Day on April 23, 2023

noobling 

1. The offspring of a noob.

2. someone who is new to being a noob.
I saw you and your nooblings at the video store yesterday.
noobling by Yah-Set February 5, 2008

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.
Dick Noodling by dicknoodling November 18, 2021