Nookem 

A person who tends to enjoy snuggletime, wappyland and tisses. They may also be referred to as "nookemhead".

These people are in fact THE best in the world and rival anyone at anything.

It is very hard to become a "nookem", as only 2 people in the universe share this title.

"oh nookem, but i does wuv you... HEAPS!"

"you is the bestest nookem in all of the land"

Nookem by nookemhead June 11, 2009

Nookegg 

A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.

"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.

Nookegg by questionable and confused August 11, 2020

Nitty Nookers 

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

Nooker by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

Noobember 

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.

noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??

Noobember by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009

Nooke 

The area of the shoulder and inner arm where a cute girl would be perfect to cuddle in.

That girl so wants to cuddle in my nooke.

Nooke by chrisjankins September 10, 2009

nooked 

Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's
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Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked.
Cja:)

nooked by thesupafreshness January 13, 2011