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Nook Nooked

Nook Nooked the act of getting "owned" so hard you black out
"Woah did you see that head shot?" "Yeah that guy got Nook Nooked."
Nook Nooked by Brandon E. Maiori March 16, 2008
Related Words
nooked • Nook Nooked • nooker • noobed • Nooted • nooned • noobed out • nooped • Noored • noosed
When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs
Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan
Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018
A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.
"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.

get noobed 

a word when you make fun of someone on roblox or in real life the word was first used in gamer egypt when someone was getting mummyfide they would say get anoobis making fun of anubis
haha u have no robux get noobed
get noobed by spaz bat October 9, 2019
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
(v) to have your eBook modified by Barnes and Noble so that the word "kindle" is replaced by "Nook" so that the word "kindle" disappears from your vocabulary.
After being apart for 2 weeks, Samantha and I have re-Nookd our relationship.
Nookd by calonzo November 16, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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