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Nook Nooked

Nook Nooked the act of getting "owned" so hard you black out
"Woah did you see that head shot?" "Yeah that guy got Nook Nooked."
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When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs
Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan
Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018
A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.
"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.

get noobed 

a word when you make fun of someone on roblox or in real life the word was first used in gamer egypt when someone was getting mummyfide they would say get anoobis making fun of anubis
haha u have no robux get noobed
get noobed by spaz bat October 9, 2019
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
(v) to have your eBook modified by Barnes and Noble so that the word "kindle" is replaced by "Nook" so that the word "kindle" disappears from your vocabulary.
After being apart for 2 weeks, Samantha and I have re-Nookd our relationship.
Nookd by calonzo November 16, 2012