nooked

Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's
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Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked.
Cja:)

by thesupafreshness January 13, 2011

Nook Nooked

Nook Nooked the act of getting "owned" so hard you black out

"Woah did you see that head shot?" "Yeah that guy got Nook Nooked."

by Brandon E. Maiori March 16, 2008

Nooped

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

Nookegg

A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.

"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.

by questionable and confused August 11, 2020

get noobed

a word when you make fun of someone on roblox or in real life the word was first used in gamer egypt when someone was getting mummyfide they would say get anoobis making fun of anubis

haha u have no robux get noobed

by spaz bat October 9, 2019

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

Nookd

(v) to have your eBook modified by Barnes and Noble so that the word "kindle" is replaced by "Nook" so that the word "kindle" disappears from your vocabulary.

After being apart for 2 weeks, Samantha and I have re-Nookd our relationship.

by calonzo November 16, 2012