Skip to main content

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.
You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.
Words you can keep

noodleface 

describing someone with a face that is somewhat noodly in appearance and texture.
Yo, that guy is a serious noodleface.
noodleface by Gregor: Space Ace August 22, 2007

noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.
Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.
noodlebacking by inshades May 21, 2020

Doodlefucks

1. a slang name for the Doodlebops, a kids show with animated puppets singing on stage.
2. or an insult to the Doodlebops.
3. A dumbshit(s)
1. "Hey, neega, did u catch that last epidsode of the Doodlefucks?" "Hellz yeah that was the shitz!"
2. "I hate those clowny Doodlefucks, they sing too much and are too happy."
3. "No you Doodlefuck, I don't want a freaking toaster, I'm in the bathub for fuck's sake!"

noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.
"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"
noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

Doodlefuckery 

When the Supervisor of Elections tries to make a shitload of absentee ballots they believe support the ‘other’ party’s candidate disappear.
“What kind of doodlefuckery goes on in these polling places?”
Doodlefuckery by MikeyWeHo November 9, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next