Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

noodleface

describing someone with a face that is somewhat noodly in appearance and texture.

Yo, that guy is a serious noodleface.

by Gregor: Space Ace August 22, 2007

noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.

Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.

by inshades May 21, 2020

Doodlefucks

1. a slang name for the Doodlebops, a kids show with animated puppets singing on stage.
2. or an insult to the Doodlebops.
3. A dumbshit(s)

1. "Hey, neega, did u catch that last epidsode of the Doodlefucks?" "Hellz yeah that was the shitz!"
2. "I hate those clowny Doodlefucks, they sing too much and are too happy."
3. "No you Doodlefuck, I don't want a freaking toaster, I'm in the bathub for fuck's sake!"

by Anal Seepage von Rusty Genitals August 19, 2007

noodlefucka

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Doodlefuckery

When the Supervisor of Elections tries to make a shitload of absentee ballots they believe support the ‘other’ party’s candidate disappear.

“What kind of doodlefuckery goes on in these polling places?”

by MikeyWeHo November 9, 2018