noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

Noodlefuck by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

NoodleCuckkk 

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

NoodleCuckkk by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022