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nondescriptoid

Often fat, more often useless city employee whose job depends on not being cut in the next election. Uniformed, enraged and irritable from their inability to move more than ten feet without sweating, perfectly informed about city politics and the best ways to get the best of one's fellow man. *AVOID AT ALL COSTS!* These creatures are dangerous, spiteful and ready to abuse their position when crossed.
F*&king nondescriptoid -- meters don't start until nine!?
nondescriptoid by Dangeruss March 6, 2005

non-descript burger 

After a long day of drinking, when one is feeling on the edge of starvation, you are on a search for something quick and easy to eat.
"On the way home, what would you like to eat"
"I would like to have a non-descript burger, now."
non-descript burger by Gum Face April 27, 2009

non descript 

a person that fits into non for the following catagories 100%
emmo,punk,rocker,mosher ,greebo ,trendy,chav,goth,wampire ect. they dont want to be pigeon holed an couldent care less, they like wot they like and dont opinionate outhers (genrally)
im not goth im non descript
non descript by ozymaster January 27, 2007

Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.
Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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