noneed

You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.

by munnattaaaa December 2, 2009

Nonged

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law

Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there

by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

nonederwear

n

no underwear. as in going commando

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."

by Mike617 December 15, 2009

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

no need

adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!

by Princess Lurpak of HR/Day-dee May 2, 2003

reverse nonced

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

by basgler1 August 5, 2018

noneen

my grandma

noneen is lucky to be alive. survived 23 car crashes. She caused all of them.

by Greg Gregory Ennork December 30, 2013