noneed 

You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.

noneed by munnattaaaa December 2, 2009

Nonged 

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law

Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there

Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

nonederwear 

n

no underwear. as in going commando

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."

nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009

Dog Nonced 

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

Dog Nonced by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

no need

adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!

no need by Princess Lurpak of HR/Day-dee May 2, 2003

reverse nonced 

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

reverse nonced by basgler1 August 5, 2018

noneen 

my grandma

noneen is lucky to be alive. survived 23 car crashes. She caused all of them.

noneen by Greg Gregory Ennork December 30, 2013