Noneckism

The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.

“Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
“I heard he practices noneckism”

Noneckism by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018

Noncerism

The act of being stared at by a 35+ aged boomer in public.

M: "Absolute noncerism, big bitch Becky is staring at us again."
E: "Oh for fucks sake. She should get some treatment for that noncerism of hers."

Noncerism by donkey leg November 13, 2020

Noncism 

When ayaat and eibrahim who are both older than Adelina keep asking her to give them her number and keep bending down to ask for a kiss on the cheek

“That’s noncism”

Noncism by noncism is real September 8, 2023