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Noncerino_NN

A homosexual man who loves chasing young children around playgrounds
I saw Noncerino_NN diddle little kids behind the slide on the playground
Noncerino_NN by 4756 April 13, 2024

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.
"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.
"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."

noperino 

A version of no.
"Going to the party tonight?"
"Noperino."
noperino by Shenanigans Davidson August 20, 2008

Nonceinator 

A nonceinator is a word widely originated from Britain it is someone who is a “nonce” which means pedophile and likes full grown adults just the same as he/she would like children although the proper term isn’t used much anymore and the word became more of an insult than a word but it is still useful to know the full definition
Wallace: ”I think I’m a nonceinator”
Brandon: “that’s not right mate, I don’t want you touching up kids”

Wallace: “I know it’s wrong just can’t get my hands off those little fellas yknow”
Brandon: “there’s definitely something wrong with you, you’re a creature”
Nonceinator by El DDDDDDDDD IABLO December 21, 2019

bi-noncurious 

You don't know much about either sex and you don't care to learn about either sex.
I would set my friend up for a date, but he is bi-noncurious.
bi-noncurious by SammyKGB June 21, 2010
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"Yeah... I know."
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