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Albert Everard Nommington VII (Nomme for short), A man with the golden name
"Hi Nomme, how are you?"
Nomme: "I am the man with the golden name!"
"Uh, ok"
Nomme by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004
nom·mer; \ˈna-mər\ noun; (Internet English, nom; from onomatopoeia, omnom)

1 a: the evening meal especially when breakfast is taken at midday
b: a social affair featuring ones fellow geeks; especially : an evening social including beer and pizza
2: the food served as a nom
3: a contraction of "nom her" indicating the performance of oral sex on a female companion
"Let's all get together for nommer at my place."

"Dude, how was your date last night with Stacy?"
"Nommer."
Nommer by happylittlejen January 26, 2009
The act of nomming or eating. A nommery is also known as a place to nom or eat.
"Let's go to the nommery and get a sandwich." "You are such a nommery, mmmmmmm."
Nommery by ArielBearial September 5, 2012

cock-nommer 

Variation of cocksucker; one who enthusiastically bobs the knob. Derived from the word nom of Lolcats fame.
She's such a cock-nommer.

You cock-nomming slut!
cock-nommer by Your midget clone November 13, 2009
Derived from the phrase "nOmnOmNom." The word used when something edible is really tasty and awesome.
Dude, this philly cheese steak sandwich is nommers man.
Nommers by sbeezylove March 22, 2011

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer 

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!
Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!