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nom·mer; \ˈna-mər\ noun; (Internet English, nom; from onomatopoeia, omnom)

1 a: the evening meal especially when breakfast is taken at midday
b: a social affair featuring ones fellow geeks; especially : an evening social including beer and pizza
2: the food served as a nom
3: a contraction of "nom her" indicating the performance of oral sex on a female companion
"Let's all get together for nommer at my place."

"Dude, how was your date last night with Stacy?"
"Nommer."
Nommer by happylittlejen January 26, 2009
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cock-nommer 

Variation of cocksucker; one who enthusiastically bobs the knob. Derived from the word nom of Lolcats fame.
She's such a cock-nommer.

You cock-nomming slut!
cock-nommer by Your midget clone November 13, 2009

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer 

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!
Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

om nom nommer 

Doctor "alright, open your om nom nommer and say 'aaaaa'"
om nom nommer by Sadclowndisease October 9, 2008

neck nommer 

A person with a penchant for "nomming" on the neck of his or her other half, occasionally whilst imitating the Jaws theme (badly).
May result in neck-stickiness, hickeys, or a tickling sensation.
N-N: "Chum-chum.."
Victim: "...What?
N-N: "Chum-chum chum-chum!"
Victim: "What th- Dude, my neck! You goddamn neck nommer!"
neck nommer by GemLPR February 17, 2012

Mom Nommer 

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.
Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!
Mom Nommer by samruns13 April 24, 2010

nammer squat 

A feat most often seen performed by asian males of vietnamese, "bukky", laos, and cambodian decent. It's a unique stance whereby the asian male must first be wearing a sheer Versace shirt, Kappa track pants, and Nike Shox before attempting the aforementioned maneuver.

With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).

With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.

When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.
That dude pulled a nammer squat right in the middle of the dancefloor.

Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.