Nokto 

A pedophile kids need to watch out for because he molests you when you are in the womb

Watch out for his Shane Dawson dog pose, he bites (he's also a zoophile)

"AHHHHHHH ITS A NOKTO IT BITES!!"

Nokto by s_upmydudes December 31, 2022

nottom 

A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.

Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*

nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018

nostorm 

when a snow sorm in expected but does not arrive; often times it does include periodic snow fall, but there is no accumulation.

The students did not do their homework because they were not expecting to be in school; however, there was just a nostorm.

nostorm by Joe Sam January 12, 2011

Noctor 

A health professional (usually nurse) who takes on some of the roles traditionally performed by the doctor.

I wish I could see a doctor. The noctor felt there was nothing wrong with me and I ended up in A&E two days later.

Noctor by Baig January 8, 2009

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Noctor 

Not a doctor

I was referred to see a specialist, but only saw a noctor.

Noctor by Dicky Miller October 9, 2018

trigger my norton 

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

trigger my norton by flat-jc September 15, 2009