nottom 

A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.

Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*

nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011

nottool 

n-aw-t-oo-l (n.) One who people say is a tool, and is being used, but knows that it's happening. These people can either do nothing to help their nottoolism, or they just might not care. Whatever it is, they are very different from the average tool.

(They may also be a nihilist, an elitist, or they're crazy.)

"While the kids at school believe that Johnny is just a tool, what they don't realize is that he is, in fact, quite the 1337 h4xx0rz and is turning the proverbial tables by, in reality, nottooling those sorry n00bs."
"I am just a player, because I just nottooled those kids at school. I am God."

nottool by LOLJUSTKIDDING January 9, 2008

notsome 

pronounciation: nawt-sum, adjective. The anti-thesis of awesome. Describes all that is not awesome.

"Dude, my car just got stolen."

"Notsome!"

notsome by Olivier November 12, 2003

nomtombot 

short for "know what i'm talkin about" or "know what i mean", orginating from Houston.

slip: where you at foo?
C: i'm on the nawfside, nomtombot?

nomtombot by im2nawfy4yall February 21, 2008

Notrominaxd

The Nadja Chamak of TikTok. Gives us spoilers in the best way

Don’t be bemused it’s just the news here we have the one and only notrominaxd

Notrominaxd by Anonymously amazing July 2, 2021

p'notto

an obnoxious person of wealth devoid of inhibition.

That p'notto in the porsche thinks he owns the road.

p'notto by mewzie face April 16, 2006