Noking

Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you

Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building

by John st Pierre July 11, 2016

Noke

When you nade the smoke

peek mid my guy, I finna Noke this bitch

by KhemtLord September 01, 2023

'Noke

Slang for the city of Roanoke, Virginia.

I live in da 'Noke, Virginia

by Homeslice from Da 'Noke November 23, 2006

noke

1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.

Do you even noke, North Korea?

Tactical noke! inco--

Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.

I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.

"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."

The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.

I noked your mom last night.

by @jokerrorist October 07, 2013

noke

noke is cool. how cool? very cool...

everyone: woah look there's noke let's all bow down and step back
noke: awwww =)

by undisclosed February 13, 2004

Noke

To be knocked out ..... in one punch!!!!
To cop one hell of a beating
To be a winging little bitch that cries after starting shit.

You just got Noked the fuck out!!!!
I'm gonna Noke that prick out!!
Fuck check that cunt out he's noked!

by Banga81 August 24, 2006

Noke

A Noke is a Male who acts ghetto, when in reality, he is from a generally wealthy background, and knows nothing of the ghetto at all.

bartender: Sir, you've already had my most expensive alcohol, and i think i need to cut you off.

Noke: yo, I got da ca$h fo it, so you b3st b3 gvin' me dat damn juice!

bartender: sure thing. and what the fuck is juice?!?!

by SpinalxInfusion April 25, 2009