Nokian 

A person obsessed with Nokia brand mobile phones. A person who strictly buys only Nokia phones. An anti-sony ericssonperson.

He bought a 3110c because he was a Nokian.

Nokian by filabuster February 24, 2009

Nokian 

Modern alternative for the word "Trojan".

A non-self-replicating malware that gains access to the operating system while showing it's doing a common, non-harmful task; but in reality drops a malicious payload. It often creates a backdoor in the system security enabling unauthorized access to the target's computer.

The modern day word "Nokian" is taken from a 2010-2013 episode when Stephen Elop became the CEO of Nokia and allegedly performed sabotage within the giant phone maker resulting in it's acquisition by the rival Microsoft. He was later awarded 25,000,000$ bonus for his task.

A recent Nokian named "ProRat" infected my computer.

Nokian by Alantras September 20, 2013

Nokian Horse 

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.

Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.

Nokian Horse by Alantras September 20, 2013

nokwanda

A very beautiful and gifted girl. She does not tolerate nonsense and if you have a Nokwanda on your life, you're lucky!

An African name that means growth.

That chick is beautiful, she must be Nokwanda

nokwanda by Jenn Khan January 10, 2020

nokia 3310 

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310 

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011