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When an employee who calls in sick all he time fucks the whole program up by calling in sick.
“Connor isn’t coming in today?”
“Naw, we got nogged.”
Nogged by MarkPugner February 17, 2023
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Nogged Up 

To be so full of creamy holiday eggnog cheer and goodness you'll do anything......anything.
Josiah stocked up on eggnog to get nogged up in the summer.

Johnmark nogged up the FDA to approve drinking eggnog year round.

I nogged up Michael to help with my taxes.
Nogged Up by Michael Jinglebells December 30, 2019

Nig Nogged 

Being Nig nogged is the same as using such slang terms as fucked, dicked over, or shafted. The only difference is when you are getting nig nogged a black person tends to cause what ever fucked you over.
While i visiting a local niggerville i parked my car and went off in search of the niglets who stole my sons bike i returned to see that my car had been nig nogged and was sitting on blocks
Nig Nogged by Admiral Nig Nog July 29, 2009

get nogged 

To drink or be given egg nog.
PJ and Genevieve get nogged cuddling under a blanket on a cold winter day.
get nogged by Yung Peej December 16, 2013

nig nogged 

To be nig nogged is to be extremely tired.
Yo man i don't think i can go out tonight im nig nogged.
nig nogged by Oz Dogg May 23, 2008
1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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