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noted nofuns 

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.
I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.
noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

Nofun Relationship 

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.
Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
Nofun Relationship by September10 October 23, 2008

Transvestite Black Nofundo 

A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.

Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.

A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.

She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.

Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.

But that is just the start.

1.) You will never stop puking

2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50

3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.

And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.

Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"

Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"

Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name

Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"

Guy1: Nods his head

Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"

Guy1: "I need eye bleach"

Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"

Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"

Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"

Guy1 "dofgjoerh"

They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.

nofuck vagina 

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!
"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

Nofuckinlukchuk 

1. An imaginary place in Northern Canada.

2. Any remote, isolated place where one is sent or exiled to.

3. The least attractive of choices in any job placement.

Variants: Nofuckinluckchuck
From the Inuit for "No Fucking Luck Chuck".
Bob: Did you hear Doug got a job with Environment Canada?

Dave: No way! Were is he going to be based?

Bob: Oh, like NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, or some shit, but the pay is ok.

*************
Mary: My boyfriend is such an asshole. I am going to move out of the apartment.

Sarah: Screw that! Kick his skinny ass to NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, the jackass!

*************

Shit, can't even get a drink in this friggin' burg, this really is NOFUCKINLUKCHUK!
Nofuckinlukchuk by irretardulous January 30, 2012

No fu**ing way 

'No fu**ing way' means that it's no way. The 'fu**ing' means 'fucking'.
Person 1: I'm coming over! To yours!

Person 2: No fu**ing way!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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