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Short for "No, fuck you". Can be used to tell people "no" with aggression.
Person 1: Hey, go into #team3d and spam your clan's channel.

Person 2: nofu
nofu by Greyson White February 23, 2004
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noted nofuns 

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.
I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.
noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

Nofun Relationship 

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.
Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
Nofun Relationship by September10 October 23, 2008

Transvestite Black Nofundo 

A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.

Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.

A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.

She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.

Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.

But that is just the start.

1.) You will never stop puking

2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50

3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.

And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.

Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"

Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"

Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name

Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"

Guy1: Nods his head

Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"

Guy1: "I need eye bleach"

Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"

Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"

Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"

Guy1 "dofgjoerh"

They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.

nofuck vagina 

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!
"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

Nofuckinlukchuk 

1. An imaginary place in Northern Canada.

2. Any remote, isolated place where one is sent or exiled to.

3. The least attractive of choices in any job placement.

Variants: Nofuckinluckchuck
From the Inuit for "No Fucking Luck Chuck".
Bob: Did you hear Doug got a job with Environment Canada?

Dave: No way! Were is he going to be based?

Bob: Oh, like NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, or some shit, but the pay is ok.

*************
Mary: My boyfriend is such an asshole. I am going to move out of the apartment.

Sarah: Screw that! Kick his skinny ass to NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, the jackass!

*************

Shit, can't even get a drink in this friggin' burg, this really is NOFUCKINLUKCHUK!
Nofuckinlukchuk by irretardulous January 30, 2012

No fu**ing way 

'No fu**ing way' means that it's no way. The 'fu**ing' means 'fucking'.
Person 1: I'm coming over! To yours!

Person 2: No fu**ing way!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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