nocturnal emission
While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
nocturnal emission by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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Nocturnal Emission
After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.
Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010
Nocturnal Emission
Nocturnal Emission by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
napturnal emission
I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.
napturnal emission by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009
nocturdal emission
He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.
nocturdal emission by Zonal K September 10, 2018
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nocturnal emmission by eda-skip July 24, 2022
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nocturanal emission by Virgil G October 31, 2007
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