Nobaldi

1. A misspelling of the word "Nobody" by someone who is likely ESL, such as Giggle Chads.
2. A dark, twisted and sinister entity who resembles Baldi from Baldi's Basics, and is in Kahoots with another evil anomalous entity know as "Nophono".

Slitherjak: Nobody, not a single soul, not even Big Chungus or Keanu Reeves cares about this SNCA, SYNAU.

Thougher: Ev&oe Nobaldi cares abot ts thoughbeit.

Evan: DON'T SAY HIS NAME RETARDED FAGGOT OR HE'S GONNA FUCKING 'APE YOU.

Nobaldi by PoopNigga131 November 7, 2025

nobald

A cool name for people that are bald but are scared to admit it

Bob:omg wait are you bald?!?!

Adam:nooo im not bald im nobald

nobald by Dutch magma December 31, 2020

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Related Words

Nobaldi • nobald • Nobaleigh • Nobalie • Nobardi

Nobaleigh

Nobaleigh is an Amazing person she can tell you exactly everything good about you and if so the bad. But she never sees her true potential. She is Beautiful, Eccentric and very smart ! Never take her kindness for weakness as she may seem tame, Nobaleigh is a Savage and will not be looked down on as someone or something beneath you! Nobaleigh is loyal a true friend and is always thought of for no particular reason. Nobaleigh is a gift so if you know one try to hold on tight because a Nobaleigh has a hard tendency to forgive.

Nobaleigh is a goddess among all woman and men

Nobaleigh by Enrsantana November 25, 2021

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Nobalie

A Nobalie is truly unique. You may find that the Nobalie in your life feels the need to reinvent herself every 3-6 months when the cartoon aesthetic wears out and she is looking for something a little more teenage dirtbag chic. She loves Taylor swift more than life itself and just wants to live out the rest of her days with 2 potbellied piggies named Reggie and Wiggy, in her tiny house while working for the national parks services. Some may be quick to judge Nobalie for her oddness, unfortunately for them they will never know what they are missing out on.

No one:...
Nobalie: Will you help me shave my head?

Nobalie by TalkingToTheMoon78 February 21, 2022

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Nobardi

Shakespearean disclaimer of authorship of any given written work.

"Who wrote that awful song? Nobardi," Said I

Nobardi by l'eveque May 11, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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