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No Shirt 

A person who is permanently designated as a "No Shirt" is one that has been through many negative situations, problems, mishaps, dilemmas, stress, and vibe throughout his/her life, therefore causing a mental anger management disorder that causes the person to be psycho to the maximum level, otherwise known as VooDoo.
Christian is such a No Shirt. How does his glasses and his one and only t-shirt end up on a tree branch 100 ft in the air? He's also a No Shirt for letting his anger out on a poor, innocent little kid, by choking him for no reason. I guess his dolls really do control him.
No Shirt by 78G^KiNgKiLLa August 21, 2009
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No shirt 

Something that is easy to do or a chilled task. Usually said when feeling confident about something or in response to being asked to do an easy task
“I’ll get it done no shirt” “that’s so easy I could do that no shirt” “i’ll do it no shirt”
No shirt by Fili conerz August 7, 2023

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. 

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.
Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

No Shirt Gang 

Reserved for only highly elite no top people in the world. A gang of complete secrecy. If you know, you know or you're just super ripped.
Member 1; No shirt gang for life.
Member 2; It's a lifestyle.

No shirt season 

If it's under 65 degrees, it's sweat shirt weather and shirts are prohibited/ not suggested
"It's 63 degrees! Finally I don't have to wear a shirt."
"I love No Shirt Season!"

No Shirt 4th Quarter

A phenomenon started at Texas A&M University where during the last quarter of a home football game fans participating take off their shirt for the last quarter of the game.
Person 1: "NO SHIRT 4th QUARTER!"

Person 2: *Takes Shirt Off*
No Shirt 4th Quarter by ChunkND October 7, 2009

No Shirt Technique 

The art of bagging any chick on the planet by simply cruising out of the bathroom after all party participants have left, with no shirt. Clearly there must be 1 chick left, but her vulnerability is enhanced by her solitude. Few wonem can resist the no shirt technique when applied correctly.
Dude, did he bag that unstable heffer last night in the basement?" "Are you kidding, he busted out the no shirt technique, of course he got the hole." "That shit is too powerful, he better be careful." "He's batting a thousand with the NST.
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