A person who is permanently designated as a "No Shirt" is one that has been through many negative situations, problems, mishaps, dilemmas, stress, and vibe throughout his/her life, therefore causing a mental anger management disorder that causes the person to be psycho to the maximum level, otherwise known as VooDoo.
Christian is such a No Shirt. How does his glasses and his one and only t-shirt end up on a tree branch 100 ft in the air? He's also a No Shirt for letting his anger out on a poor, innocent little kid, by choking him for no reason. I guess his dolls really do control him.
by 78G^KiNgKiLLa August 21, 2009
why are you looking up "shirt?"
You wear a fucking shirt.
by lzlnh May 22, 2012
A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 10, 2016
Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 17, 2004
The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.
by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010
A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.
We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.
by NeX March 2, 2004
"shit" without the "r"

commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
by Dim September 25, 2003