no penis

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Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

no penis by Bryan February 10, 2005

Words you can keep

no penis

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

no penis by Jor Jor May 18, 2006

Related Words

no penis • No Penis Cap • no penis no • guy with balls but no penis • no hair on your penis • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November

No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.

Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.

No Penis Cap by Itzkwann February 10, 2022

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!

(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!

no penis no by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

guy with balls but no penis

A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.

Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.

guy with balls but no penis by CarrieP March 17, 2010

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

no hair on your penis by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

nopenis

What the clown has.

The clown has nopenis.

nopenis by Plovis October 6, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026