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No Talents 

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
The 7 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.
No Talents by Slade Technics December 12, 2008

no talent ass clown

See Michael Bolton.
Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
no talent ass clown by Dok April 16, 2005

no talent whatsoever

Lacking any skill and talent...totally clueless...Tier 4
RG...aka 'R'
no talent whatsoever by Tier 1 April 7, 2004

No Talent. 

Did you mean Justin Bieber?
It's the truth. He has no talent.
No Talent. by Yourmother33 April 22, 2011

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.
The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.
no talent whatsoever by AYB October 22, 2003

no talent whatsoever

Lacking the ability to do something well. Skills = 0.
Jack:I wonder who designed those Busted Tees and Noise Bot shirts...
Jill:They must have no talent whatsoever.
Jack:...
Jill:...
no talent whatsoever by Y0-Y0 June 19, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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