Ninjed

A mix between a ninja and a jedi

I am a ninjed

by Feww1124 May 16, 2018

ninoed

1. Looks like you're going to win a sports bet, but suddenly you get screwed at the end of the game.

2. When you quit your job after working less than a week. (approximately 15 hours)

1. man 1: "DUDE! The Raiders were going to win that game"

man 2: "I know! I just got ninoed"

2. Dude, he only started working here a few days ago and he already quit! He totally ninoed!

by Marley11742 December 9, 2012

NinJew

One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.

CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.

by Mike, George, Smink, Gena January 28, 2008

Ninjer

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

six nined

To get told on or thrown under the bus in order to safe face.

Rachel six nined her sister so that she would not get into trouble.

by Captblack85 September 28, 2019

ninjadorable

A subtle combination of deadly stealth and lovable qualities, often found in persons who are not only cute, but WAY awesome for many other reasons.

Laura and Rose were not only dangerous, they were completely ninjadorable.

by kenjamd May 1, 2010

ninjew

A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in jew-fu. A certain amount of strength is also required, as the ninjew may be called upon to stab vigorously. They have been known to wail on guitar or do other things that are totally sweet. The natural enemy of the pirate.

Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.

Facts:
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being jewbacca.
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.

Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.

by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004