ninjadick
ninjadick by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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niggadick
niggadick by meat squad February 5, 2004
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Nannadick
A slow decrepit female dick.
Old Female that drives or walks unnecessarily slow, causing a disruption to flow of traffic (either pedestrian or vehicle)
Word Originated in Sydney 2011 by S.Fog.
Old Female that drives or walks unnecessarily slow, causing a disruption to flow of traffic (either pedestrian or vehicle)
Word Originated in Sydney 2011 by S.Fog.
Old lady driving in front of your vehicle driving incredibly slow, it would be appropriate to scream at driver "Come on Nannadick!!" as in move it or lose it.
Nannadick by Danniibee1985 January 16, 2012
Niggadick
The most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.
The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....
to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K
The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....
to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K
Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?
Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?
Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?
Niggadick by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 24, 2008
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Jacking off or masturbating in a ninja-like manner, often in public places like bathroom stalls or school buses.
Ninjackoff by Timelinemc March 3, 2011
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