ninjadick

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth

"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

niggadick

the fastest two words one can possibly say..go ahead, try it.

just say it

by meat squad February 5, 2004

Nannadick

A slow decrepit female dick.

Old Female that drives or walks unnecessarily slow, causing a disruption to flow of traffic (either pedestrian or vehicle)

Word Originated in Sydney 2011 by S.Fog.

Old lady driving in front of your vehicle driving incredibly slow, it would be appropriate to scream at driver "Come on Nannadick!!" as in move it or lose it.

by Danniibee1985 January 16, 2012

Niggadick

The most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.

The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....

to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K

Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?

Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 24, 2008

ninjatic

("ninge-ATTIC"): Something that was ninja-like; acrobatic, swift, fast, accurate, impressive. Also having 'mad skillz'.

After getting ripped on a case of beer and lighting his papasan on fire, Bo did this totally ninjatic flip over the flaming chair and nearly busted his ass.

by mastaaar September 23, 2005

Ninjackoff

Jacking off or masturbating in a ninja-like manner, often in public places like bathroom stalls or school buses.

You can go in the bathroom there, but be sure to ninjackoff so you won't be noticed

by Timelinemc March 3, 2011

nicadickt

Someone who has a crippling addiction to nicotine and has to rip the choof 24/7

“Did you hear that nats an alcoholic and bailees a nicadickt”
“What man, that’s crazy bro! When’d that happen?!”

by 😔👌 April 11, 2020