nipliptical
A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."
Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
nipliptical by Bachelor boB May 19, 2007
Related Words
Niglistic • Nigglistics • nigristic • nigtastic • niggastick • ninjistics • nihilistics • Negalistic • neolistic • nullistic
polishing the nightstick
Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007
nigtastic
My nigger of a co-worker didn't get her job done because she was busy making personal calls. That's just fuckin' nigtastic.
nigtastic by nigger_lover November 21, 2011
nilhistic
Realization that your life is full of distortions and illusions that you or someone else dictated that you should abide by, and that these illusions in the culture you lived and worked in, served no real purpose to make your life any better than anyone else. Rather, it make it worse for you wasting your time investing in and believing in all of it.
The corrosive politics in my job became so nilhistic I decided to stop seeking personal satisfaction in the corporate culture that stopped make any sense to me, and so I quit that job and got out of that rat race. Now, I'm just like any other Joe or Mary, standing in the unemployment line. What's the point of it all? Why am I doing this? Maybe I'll just leave that line and go waste my life toying within or trashing some other illusion.
nilhistic by sierrawren May 17, 2010
Nightstick
The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio
"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."
Nightstick by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017
Nigglistics
Black Dude:SHAQWEESHNAHH LEMME TAPPZ DAT AZZ!
ME: CALM DOWN SIR STUDY YOUR LYNGUISTICS AND DITCH THE NIGGLISTICS. WORD.
ME: CALM DOWN SIR STUDY YOUR LYNGUISTICS AND DITCH THE NIGGLISTICS. WORD.
Nigglistics by DATSIK_METH_HEAD April 17, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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