nilhistic 

Realization that your life is full of distortions and illusions that you or someone else dictated that you should abide by, and that these illusions in the culture you lived and worked in, served no real purpose to make your life any better than anyone else. Rather, it make it worse for you wasting your time investing in and believing in all of it.

The corrosive politics in my job became so nilhistic I decided to stop seeking personal satisfaction in the corporate culture that stopped make any sense to me, and so I quit that job and got out of that rat race. Now, I'm just like any other Joe or Mary, standing in the unemployment line. What's the point of it all? Why am I doing this? Maybe I'll just leave that line and go waste my life toying within or trashing some other illusion.

nilhistic by sierrawren May 17, 2010

polishing the nightstick 

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Nightstick 

The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio

"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."

Nightstick by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017

Ninjistic 

(Adj) - Having ninja like qualities.

The ninjistic man entered and exited the room without making a sound.

Ninjistic by KC HAYNES March 5, 2010

Hammer out a Nightstick 

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

Hammer out a Nightstick by CB Creepers September 4, 2011

ninjistics 

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.

Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.

ninjistics by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

Alabama nightstick by Bad harry October 25, 2018