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polishing the nightstick
Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007
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nigristic • Negristic • Niglistic • nigtastic • niggastick • ninjistics • niggeristic • Nadristic • nigatistic • niggitical
Niggeristic
1. Having characterisics of a nigga.
2. A college or college credit class; Niggeristics, the study of Niggas
2. A college or college credit class; Niggeristics, the study of Niggas
Niggeristic by T-Bizzlefoshizzle September 7, 2011
nigtastic
My nigger of a co-worker didn't get her job done because she was busy making personal calls. That's just fuckin' nigtastic.
nigtastic by nigger_lover November 21, 2011
nilhistic
Realization that your life is full of distortions and illusions that you or someone else dictated that you should abide by, and that these illusions in the culture you lived and worked in, served no real purpose to make your life any better than anyone else. Rather, it make it worse for you wasting your time investing in and believing in all of it.
The corrosive politics in my job became so nilhistic I decided to stop seeking personal satisfaction in the corporate culture that stopped make any sense to me, and so I quit that job and got out of that rat race. Now, I'm just like any other Joe or Mary, standing in the unemployment line. What's the point of it all? Why am I doing this? Maybe I'll just leave that line and go waste my life toying within or trashing some other illusion.
nilhistic by sierrawren May 17, 2010
Nightstick
The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio
"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."
Nightstick by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017
Nigglistics
Black Dude:SHAQWEESHNAHH LEMME TAPPZ DAT AZZ!
ME: CALM DOWN SIR STUDY YOUR LYNGUISTICS AND DITCH THE NIGGLISTICS. WORD.
ME: CALM DOWN SIR STUDY YOUR LYNGUISTICS AND DITCH THE NIGGLISTICS. WORD.
Nigglistics by DATSIK_METH_HEAD April 17, 2011
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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