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ninjistics 

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.
Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.
ninjistics by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006

ninjistics 

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.
Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.

ninjastic 

Ninja and fantastic put into one. Being as fantastic as a ninja.
Behold my kunai! I am ninjastic!
ninjastic by YumeChan February 21, 2004

Ninjistic 

(Adj) - Having ninja like qualities.
The ninjistic man entered and exited the room without making a sound.
Ninjistic by KC HAYNES March 5, 2010

ninjaistic 

like or comparable to the awesomeness of a ninja. as fantastic as a ninja. having the intense skillfullness of a ninja.
that was ninjaistic!

all asian movies are totally ninjaistic!
ninjaistic by secretasianninja September 17, 2010

Ninjistic 

The Act of performing a move like a Ninja.

Or to do something so cool it makes you look like a Ninja,
similar to calling someone a boss, or when people say "Like A Boss".

For example you might hear someone say "Dude that was so Ninjistic"
For example a Ninjistic move will be as follows,
A ninja kick to the face,
A karate chop,
Running across a wall,
Jumping really far,
to show off really good balancing skills,
or if you were to catch an object extremely quickly with barley looking at what your doing.
Or anything that is to be considered a move done by a ninja.

Ninjasticks 

An exclamation of frustration, something that is shouted when a person is incredibly wound up about something
"Oh ninjasticks there's no more Garibaldi left!"
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