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Nightjohn 

Nightjohn is a word you can use as an alternative to the n-word or calling someone a slave, the name is derived from the novel of the same name (the book is about slavery). If you wanna even be more sneaky and smart you can even say it in Spanish, which would be "Juan de la noche".
*Black person walking*

You: NIGHTJOHN, NIGHTJOHN, NIGHTJOHN, NIGHTJOHN, NIGHTJOHN, Juan de la noche
Nightjohn by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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nightmorning 

When one wakes too early in the morning, in which it is still dark outside.
Gabriel woke up at 4:00 A.M. Therefore he was late, because he still thought it was nighttime. This is when nightmorning can confuse someone while they are sleeping.
nightmorning by Menbugme June 11, 2009

Voltron Nightgown

Pretty much the only sex position in which a man can pleasure 4 women at once.
When I found myself alone with four women they jumped on me and we formed a Voltron Nightgown
Voltron Nightgown by DMGabe July 19, 2010

Nightona 

Daytona is fun but Nightona scares the shit out of me.

Nightona by Anonymous5555 April 5, 2007

nightgowning 

(v.) the act of hiking up one's leg garments in order to hide them under a longer than normal torso garment to provide one's peers with the appearance that you are not wearing said leg garments
When Jeph's jersey was hanging over his shorts he looked like he he had a nightgown on. He was actively nightgowning.
nightgowning by Poundtowner January 18, 2010

Voltron Nightgown

An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.
Theresa? I heard her cooter is so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get off.
Voltron Nightgown by Felio July 25, 2009

nightpony 

(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."
nightpony by Russell's Cosmic Teapot December 11, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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