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A variant of whore monger, basically someone who goes out at night looking for prostitutes, porn, strip clubs, etc.

The nightmongers are sure out on weekends!

nightmonger by Kettlebell 78 September 3, 2022

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nightmonger

A variant of whoremonger, but acting at night visiting hookers, adult book stores, clubs, etc

The nightmongers are active on weekends

nightmonger by Kettlebell 78 September 3, 2022

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nightmonger • lightmonger • Nighswonger • night ranger • night monkey • night banger • night fingers • Night-ginger

nightmonger

A variant of whore monger, one who goes out at night seeking hookers, porn shops, etc

Friday night brings out the nightmongers.

nightmonger by Kettlebell 78 September 4, 2022

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Nighswonger

A move in german scat films involving a hose, in which the hose is put in the rear end of one participate. Once said hose is placed the other places their mouth around the hose and tries to manually give the other an enima.

I ate so much Taco Bell, it felt like someone Nighswongered me.

Nighswonger by DaMadHatter August 13, 2010

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lightmonger

The chaos of light. Without it, all are blind.

Jesus was a real lightmonger.

lightmonger by Yohei_no_Shi April 30, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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