Definitions by Felio

snatchwhistle

What proper ladies do instead of vart or queef.

"Did you just queef?"
"Don't be disgusting. That was a snatchwhistle."

snatchwhistle by Felio August 8, 2009

link baiting 

The web publishing practice, usually on news or blogging sites, where something controversial is written (or a controversial headling is written) that the publisher knows will get a lot of interest from site visitors.

The ultimate goal is that the link will then appear on link aggregating sites (Digg, Fark, StumbleUpon, College Humor, Drudge, etc.), which will bring even more traffic to the site.

"Hey, look at this! 'Gay Preacher Caught Having Sex With Porpoise!'"

"Hah, looks like link baiting to me."

link baiting by Felio July 27, 2009

cherry split 

The act of Double Vaginal penetration on a virgin.

Did you hear Cassandra finally had sex? She got drunk and Peter and Steve gave her a cherry split!

cherry split by Felio July 25, 2009

Voltron Nightgown

An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.

Theresa? I heard her cooter is so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get off.

Voltron Nightgown by Felio July 25, 2009

descent 

The highest form of patriotic, according to teabaggers.

"Remember descent the highest form of patriotic." sic

descent by Felio May 25, 2009