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niffler • Blanket niffler • dick niffler • niffer • niffle • neffler • nifferent • niffer flicker • nifferlyn • Nifferous
Niffler
Human creatures who stalks public places to sniff unsuspecting patrons shithole. Rarely caught on film, though there is video evidence to prove there existence. Survives by being incognito or just downright sneaky this elusive fucks #'s are not known. Could be in the hundreds or millions surviving like the vampire: living in secret.
dick niffler
A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.
Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!
dick niffler by BKD1099 October 24, 2016
Blanket niffler
When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
Blanket niffler by LB Sweet November 4, 2019
Nifferous
A man who has been toxic and manipulative towards his girlfriend and has done more evil along the way.
Nifferous can come in many names such as
Good Nifferous, Nifferous B, and Nifferous 7&8.
Nifferous can come in many names such as
Good Nifferous, Nifferous B, and Nifferous 7&8.
Nifferous by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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