niffler

1. the creature in harry potter that's rather fuzzy and can sniff out gold.
2. a word meaning "nothing" or "nevermind." a common abbreviation is "niff."
girlie: hey, what's up?
guyface: niffler, i'm just chillin.
girlie: thats awesome! i love you!
by forearm October 17, 2005
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niffler

i am gonna give you one hard niffler now
by Britishbulldog September 05, 2003
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Niffler

Human creatures who stalks public places to sniff unsuspecting patrons shithole. Rarely caught on film, though there is video evidence to prove there existence. Survives by being incognito or just downright sneaky this elusive fucks #'s are not known. Could be in the hundreds or millions surviving like the vampire: living in secret.
BCC voice: "rarely has the elusive niffler been filmed in the wild".
by Umeboshi April 04, 2020
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dick niffler

A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.
Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!
by BKD1099 October 25, 2016
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Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
by LB Sweet November 05, 2019
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