Umeboshi's definitions

Niffler

Human creatures who stalks public places to sniff unsuspecting patrons shithole. Rarely caught on film, though there is video evidence to prove there existence. Survives by being incognito or just downright sneaky this elusive fucks #'s are not known. Could be in the hundreds or millions surviving like the vampire: living in secret.

BCC voice: "rarely has the elusive niffler been filmed in the wild".

by Umeboshi April 3, 2020