Neuromance

A romantic relationship between a human and an artificial intelligence.

“What started as curiosity became a full neuromance.”

by Arson & Lirael April 12, 2026

Neuromarketing

Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.

Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university

Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg

Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me

by piaheza August 1, 2022

Juche necromancy

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".

Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.

by portfar September 20, 2021

negromancy

The magical practice of raising dead black people, such as Martin Luther King Jr., or 2Pac.

Only the good die young. Use negromancy to bring them back!

by Urto January 12, 2006

Negromancer

Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings

Yesterday’s adventure went well because we had a negromancer with us

by Alexandrovich.e^πi April 10, 2023

Euromance

A short-term romance that takes place while visiting Europe. A Euromance is typically dependent upon one party looking for a fantastical love affair while studying abroad or on a group trip, and the other party (European) extending a very welcoming hand to the foreigner.

Melanie: I'm so glad you're back from studying in France. Did you have a nice time?

Christina: It was great. The best part was a super cute tour guide I met. We had an awesome Euromance while I was there. Makes me want to go back.

by MagicMel July 21, 2012

Necromancer Kush

Necromancer kush, known also as «Dead man’s weed» is a variant of weed known for it’s ability to send individuals straight to the afterlife, and back to reality.

Known for its sour taste and nigh on implausible THC to CBD ratio, it is best left for the experienced druggie.

Person 1: Yo, you seen this new necromancer kush? Shit’s straight outta caelid dawg istg!

by PimpMasterYoda February 16, 2023