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Necromancerphelia

When a person raises a corpse from the dead using Necromancy and then proceeding to have intercourse with the animated corpse. Afterword you kill the zombie and bury it again. Feel free to repeat this as many times as necessary.
Imagine yourself stalking a helpless and beautiful woman, just waiting for the right moment to catch her at the most perfect time. You have been at her home, watching, letting yourself inside and lusting about fucking her re-animated corpse (Necromancerphelia). That's right, your that fuct up.
by Ailehprecnamorcen January 6, 2011
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Necromancerphiliamander

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.
"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.
by Vapor Snake September 4, 2008
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Necromancerphiliamander

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.
"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.
by Vapor Snake September 6, 2008
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