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Nerssie

is a beautiful inside and out. She seems to put everyone first before herself.and always has a big heart for everyone. Amazingly beautiful so much it moves men to tears. If you find a Nerssie hold on to her with all you have cause she is rare gem.
"I couldn't breath"...."what happened" ..."I just seen Nerssie"
by Richboyy November 4, 2011
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Nessie’s revenge

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland
Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.
by etlucent December 24, 2017
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Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.
Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*
by ap erson February 4, 2010
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nessie

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Nessie

A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.
Aww! Nessie is such a sweetheart!
by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010
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Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.
by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019
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