Nerph 

A gender generic term for either a nieces or nephew. The plural - Nerphs - incorporates many nieces and/or nephews at the same time.

Look at this picture of my cute little nerph!

I have 8 nerphs, 3 nephews and 5 nieces.

Nerph by WiSeAcE September 16, 2010

Murph Nerph 

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.

Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.

Murph Nerph by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013

nephyrus 

an artist who makes really big paintings and is supposedly indestructible.

someone just tweeted the word ‘balls’ for no reason

was it nephyrus?

nephyrus by wallflower718 July 27, 2021

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

Carolina nephson 

Dude from north or South Carolina wears beach tees or long sleeves shorts chain a hat and some boat shoes drives a clapped out truck and always camped out at myrtle beach

Hey look at the Carolina nephson he got a nice shitbox.

Carolina nephson by User6591 January 31, 2021

Driver Nephi 

A character from Fallout: New Vegas who is easily the best and most interesting character. He has many quotes (such as “who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me?”) but the only quote you need to know is “Get Fucked.”

Person 1: I just killed Driver Nephi in Fallout: New Vegas!
Person 2: Whar the fuck man you killed our lord and savior, so now you are going to burn in hell, good job!

Driver Nephi by 8bitcommie August 13, 2018

Nephi 

A faithful and courageous name only given to those who are worthy enough to have this name bestowed upon them.
A prophet and son of Lehi his father, he had received the ability to talk to God through faith and dilligence.

I Nephi having been born of goodly parents, therefore I was taught somewhat in all the learning of my father.

Nephi by MikeyOrenji March 30, 2020