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Nerl is a frustratingly obnoxious personification of the commonly used nerd emoji. He will attempt to correct the mistakes of everybody around him. Yet he seems to get absolutely everything wrong by identifying every object or idea as "tostinos."

Nerl is completely unlikable and bafflingly pathetic. There is not a single individual who has ever cared for him whatsoever. Die.
Reasonable person : "Nerl, LEAVE! You are being so annoying die die die die die die oh my god you smell so putrid and uncleanly. I am going to kick you into the sun so hard. Ew ew ew ew ew, YIKES. Die as soon as possible."

Nerl : "ACTUALLY, I smell like tostinos"
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blowjob, head, oral sex perfromed on a man somewhere other than his bedroom, maybe a street corner, a dark alley, or in a moving car on a major interstate highway, derived
"hey bitch, come over here and give me some nerl...now!!"
nerl by Chirs Bailey December 10, 2003
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(n.) A very smart girl who wears glasses.
The nerl in our class never got less than an A+ in math.
Nerl by Thechetlardgroup October 5, 2026
Nerline is wired but great personality and really pretty. She is thick and got booty, but breast too. Tounge game is on point and really nice just don’t push her buttons
Nerline your so pretty
Nerline by Old engou September 25, 2018
Is a caring a smart female who will do anything to make you happy. She Is weird and can be funny and also lame. When in contact with love the will go out there way , they have a strong heart when it comes to love. The best one to partner them up with is a Gemini. They are sexy, the best twerkers, sporty, and can dance. And has one of the best personality ever and will keep it 100 with you. If you ever lose her I don't know what you'll do cause she's heaven sent. She always go for personality before looks and doesn't care about the money she just wants to share love with someone. Take my advice cause she's one down a** girl. YA DIGG!
Nerline is a wonderful girl.
Nerline by dripgloss December 21, 2018
Nerlie is a girl with a warm heart. Cares a lot about her friends, and is very sexy. Watch out boys, she's a keeper!
That's definitely a Nerlie!
Nerlie by skillZ06 February 3, 2010
Most amazing and caring girl you will met. She is shy but fierce when she focus. She is transparent to few and loved by everyone
Love you Nerly!!!
nerly by Loverxox12 December 11, 2013
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