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Nerdgasms 

Have been shown to occur during: lectures over human variation; lectures over cranial morphometrics; study sessions; book readings; debates or discussions over philosophy, literature, evolution, books, research, experiments, thesis, dissertations, etc.; library activities; the act of being big spoon to a freshly printed warm article.

Have been shown to occur (yet, are not limited to) if and when: bow ties are present; guys are reading book; a discussion about literature and schizophrenia become an act of foreplay; the smell of old books is in the air; glasses are worn by an individual; a great bookstore is found; one of your ten lifetime academic boners occurs.
Checkout that professor wearing the bow tie. And back to my problem about the lecture on evolution and human variation, religion is not negatively correlated with rationality. Furthermore, in regards to the lecture over cranial morphometrics, the increased scientific validity and reliability that would result from the methodological standardization proposed for the analysis of cranial morphometrics to estimate ancestry is brilliant. Oh my goodness, checkout the guy reading a book. My apologies, I may have just had multiple nerdgasms.
Nerdgasms by BoneLady March 29, 2010
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Nerdgasms 

an orgy for a nerd..
an orgasm thats emerged by batman movies, dumbo, chess, hard cpu games...n other shit nerds savor- 13thlevelpowered17headeddragonwarriors4thstage...lol
WHile watching the new Batman movie, i had multiple nerdgasms. Wicked than a mu fucka!
Nerdgasms by tTice August 13, 2008

nerdgame 

A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?

Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.

Mich: Uh, it's Friday.

Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
nerdgame by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012
The practices or behavior of nerds. Antics of nerds. Nerdiness.
Being a D&D/WOW freak, extreme gamer, or builder of insane bioshock costumes are all examples of various nerdisms.
nerdisms by carson810 July 15, 2011

Nerdgasm 

When one experiences subsequent events of nerdiness, fandom, or geekiness that causes a sensory overload, loss of bodily functions, and a climax deep within the brain, in the section that recognizes specific information concerning comic books, occult television shows, video games, or electronics that only a specific section of the population would actually know about.
Oh my God! The secret scene at the end of Iron Man gave me a total nerdgasm!
Nerdgasm by Zack T. May 9, 2008

Nerdgasm 

Ming-Na Wen's profile picture on Twitter @MingNa is the definition of Nerdgasm.
Nerdgasm by klmccoy333 January 28, 2015

nerdgasm 

Derives from the word orgasm.

When someone has experienced just too much nerdiness at one time, they are saidto have a nerdgasm. The person usually goes into a state of shock and can't speak for up to 1 hour. Never distured a someone who as recently nerdgasmed because the person is prone to just spurt out random nerdy things that regular people could never comprehend.
Person one: Dude, the PS3 is going to use blu-ray discs, imagine the texture file quality!!!

Person two:*nergasm*!!!
nerdgasm by Andrew Kuehler December 25, 2004
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